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Duh...I just posted. It's Josh.

Anywho, this thread was funny so it made it into The Vault. Where we keep the funny posts. People may not even see it's been bumped. Yeah, I realized that after I bumped it.

Anyway, go to Anything Goes and announce your return.

Jeff doesn't have the *ahem* balls to just tell his mother that we aren't telling the name until the Peanut is born. His mother is driving us CRAZY with names. She's really hitting it hard now that we know he's a boy. After talking to her last night she just emailed me AGAIN begging to know the nam...

Bo knew what color the counter and cabinet is, but he can be pretty damned observant.

LauraLowEnd wrote:I am fucking DYING at the Bo-adjusted "WTF."

Good, cause I was fucking DYING at imaging you romantically brushing your hair 100 times in front of a vanity...er DRESSING TABLE.

LauraLowEnd wrote:Apparently I don't know what a vanity is, either. Isn't it some, like, external counter where you'd sit down to romantically brush your hair while wearing a long white nightgown if you were in an old black and white movie?

If I said "Hey Bo, what color is our vanity?" He will be like "WZF is a vanity?"

We just have a mirror on the bathroom wall, and the cabinets are under the sink...do you want to know what color the counter around the sink is or the cabinets? Once I find out I will ask him!

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Now I am singing, "Put a little llama in your life!" Did you know llamas are affordable, fun, can pull a cart, go on a short walk or a long-trek, can be used as an investment vehicle, are easy to care for, are displayed at shows throughout the US, are great with kids, can guard sheep and o...

Crystal Meth wrote:Where do you even get a llama?

Here sweetie:

http://www.llama.org/

Put a llama in your life!

Best thread of '08 so far!

OH no....he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

From Puerto Rico!

While watching a romantic movie, the couple in the movie is enjoying a boat ride: Me: "Oh, how cute, they're in love..." *cuddles with Bo on the couch* Bo: "Now zey can do anal." At the gym, while on the cardio equipment a rude lady changes the TV we're watching without asking: &...

On the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:
(his host mom went to see a performance)

"So is it just one guy singing wiz all his wives?"

While eating the remnants of a rotisserie chicken:
"Do you sink I'm eating chicken's butthole?"

When I accidentally bought girl diapers for Julian:
"Oh no, zese are made for a different physique!"

Isn't that when she turns 15? I've seen those on My Super Sweet Sixteen. :giggle 15 = Sixteen? This is a weird country. No, 15 does not equal 16. :paranoid MTV made it very clear that the Mexicans (ie yous guys) celebrate the 15th birthday like we celebrate 16. Get it? :ohyou I've also seen 18th bi...

This is nothing... back home several of my cousins have had 2 or 3 month pregnancies!! They get married, and everything looks normal. They dance their asses off at the reception, get drunk, burp, throw up, like a normal mexican wedding. Two months later, a baby is born. The greatest thing was when ...

Choke the chicken

I've never heard of turducken. When I first saw it I thought it was a vegetarian version of something, like Tofurky. One thing does bother me about it. The fact that it begins with the word "turd". That already makes it sound gross to me.