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by Aly
Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:01 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 43900

Re: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.

Duh...I just posted. It's Josh. :lol

Anywho, this thread was funny so it made it into The Vault. Where we keep the funny posts. People may not even see it's been bumped. Yeah, I realized that after I bumped it. :lol

Anyway, go to Anything Goes and announce your return.
by Aly
Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:51 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 43900

Re: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.

Jeff doesn't have the *ahem* balls to just tell his mother that we aren't telling the name until the Peanut is born. His mother is driving us CRAZY with names. She's really hitting it hard now that we know he's a boy. After talking to her last night she just emailed me AGAIN begging to know the nam...
by Aly
Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:25 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 13920

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

Bo knew what color the counter and cabinet is, but he can be pretty damned observant. :lol
by Aly
Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:39 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 13920

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

LauraLowEnd wrote:I am fucking DYING at the Bo-adjusted "WTF." :lol
Good, cause I was fucking DYING at imaging you romantically brushing your hair 100 times in front of a vanity...er DRESSING TABLE.
by Aly
Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:05 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 13920

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

LauraLowEnd wrote:Apparently I don't know what a vanity is, either. Isn't it some, like, external counter where you'd sit down to romantically brush your hair while wearing a long white nightgown if you were in an old black and white movie?
:spit
by Aly
Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:04 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 13920

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

:lol

If I said "Hey Bo, what color is our vanity?" He will be like "WZF is a vanity?"

We just have a mirror on the bathroom wall, and the cabinets are under the sink...do you want to know what color the counter around the sink is or the cabinets? Once I find out I will ask him!
by Aly
Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:26 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Anon
Replies: 1
Views: 9950

Anon

username: anon
password: password
by Aly
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:46 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Major animal hoarding case just down the road from work....
Replies: 16
Views: 8246

Re: Major animal hoarding case just down the road from work....

Now I am singing, "Put a little llama in your life!" Did you know llamas are affordable, fun, can pull a cart, go on a short walk or a long-trek, can be used as an investment vehicle, are easy to care for, are displayed at shows throughout the US, are great with kids, can guard sheep and other lives...
by Aly
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:36 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Major animal hoarding case just down the road from work....
Replies: 16
Views: 8246

Re: Major animal hoarding case just down the road from work....

Crystal Meth wrote:Where do you even get a llama? :headscratch
Here sweetie:

http://www.llama.org/

Put a llama in your life!
by Aly
Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:12 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Um, who knew there was actually a medicine called . . .
Replies: 7
Views: 18941

Re: Um, who knew there was actually a medicine called . . .

:lol

Best thread of '08 so far!
by Aly
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:53 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Give me some euphemisms...
Replies: 20
Views: 13464

:spit

OH no....he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

From Puerto Rico! :gay
by Aly
Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:28 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Funny Bo Sayings
Replies: 2
Views: 3578

While watching a romantic movie, the couple in the movie is enjoying a boat ride: Me: "Oh, how cute, they're in love..." *cuddles with Bo on the couch* Bo: "Now zey can do anal." At the gym, while on the cardio equipment a rude lady changes the TV we're watching without asking: "Zat stinky ho change...
by Aly
Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:24 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Funny Bo Sayings
Replies: 2
Views: 3578

On the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:
(his host mom went to see a performance)

"So is it just one guy singing wiz all his wives?"
by Aly
Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:06 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Funny Bo Sayings
Replies: 2
Views: 3578

Funny Bo Sayings

While eating the remnants of a rotisserie chicken:
"Do you sink I'm eating chicken's butthole?"

When I accidentally bought girl diapers for Julian:
"Oh no, zese are made for a different physique!"
by Aly
Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:56 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Ok, so I've always heard about this happening but never knew
Replies: 28
Views: 19608

Isn't that when she turns 15? I've seen those on My Super Sweet Sixteen. :giggle 15 = Sixteen? This is a weird country. No, 15 does not equal 16. :paranoid MTV made it very clear that the Mexicans (ie yous guys) celebrate the 15th birthday like we celebrate 16. Get it? :ohyou I've also seen 18th bi...
by Aly
Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:38 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Ok, so I've always heard about this happening but never knew
Replies: 28
Views: 19608

This is nothing... back home several of my cousins have had 2 or 3 month pregnancies!! They get married, and everything looks normal. They dance their asses off at the reception, get drunk, burp, throw up, like a normal mexican wedding. Two months later, a baby is born. The greatest thing was when ...
by Aly
Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:19 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Give me some euphemisms...
Replies: 20
Views: 13464

Choke the chicken
by Aly
Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:19 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Today's the Day She Leaves!
Replies: 10
Views: 7561

:giggle
by Aly
Tue May 22, 2007 11:31 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: I am high, with athletic physicist.
Replies: 13
Views: 8706

:roflmao
by Aly
Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:00 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Planned Cheat Meal :-(
Replies: 28
Views: 18041

I've never heard of turducken. When I first saw it I thought it was a vegetarian version of something, like Tofurky. :lol One thing does bother me about it. The fact that it begins with the word "turd". :paranoid That already makes it sound gross to me.