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by LauraLowEnd
Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:25 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 14354

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

I am fucking DYING at the Bo-adjusted "WTF." :lol
by LauraLowEnd
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:41 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?
Replies: 22
Views: 14354

Re: POLL: Does your DH know what color your bathroom vanity is?

Apparently I don't know what a vanity is, either. Isn't it some, like, external counter where you'd sit down to romantically brush your hair while wearing a long white nightgown if you were in an old black and white movie?

Anyway, I'm sure Alex would know that our sink and cabinets are white. ;)
by LauraLowEnd
Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:30 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Give me some euphemisms...
Replies: 20
Views: 13853

BEST THREAD EVER.

how about boppin' the baloney?
by LauraLowEnd
Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 57619

there are too many alexes. my alex (the TRUE alex) says there can be only one.

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if he beheads the other alexes with his swords, he gets their powers.
by LauraLowEnd
Wed May 10, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: LadyBug - Black Cultural Ambassador
Replies: 23
Views: 16529

oh god, the electric slide. i was at my best friend's family's 4th of july barbeque one year and was the only white person there. that song came on and i got dragged out there and tried to fake it. *dies of embarrasment* i think i did ok; i don't remember getting made fun of too much. :) LB, that is...
by LauraLowEnd
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 44900

NO!!! and i don't know what's so horribly wrong with it - evan williams is a brand of whiskey. i kept getting ACCESS DENIED when i was searching for pics of a bottle of evan williams. OH TEH HORRAR
by LauraLowEnd
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 44900

errrrr, you might want to re-think evan williams.

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(i can't tell if that image is going to work since my stupid work internet is blocking it, but http://www.evanwilliams.com)
by LauraLowEnd
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:11 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 44900

alex's friends are such nerds that they name their children after fictional characters. so far we have a logan (after wolverine from the x-men) and a xander (after the buffy character). :ohfor there's also a rachael; she may or may not be named after the rachael from friends. alex and i are not much...
by LauraLowEnd
Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: ISO: Names to make my MIL cringe.
Replies: 56
Views: 44900

frank...enstein hans elvis mario luigi duhwayne (or any "normal" name spelled really strangely or insultingly) paris eduardo furton (or any made-up name that sounds vaguely dirty) a first and middle name whose initials, combined with your last initial, form something undesirable... like Leonard Samu...
by LauraLowEnd
Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Poll: Things People Should Stop Saying
Replies: 77
Views: 49035

Laura I always thank the attorneys' secretaries for bringing me documents or doing something I ask them to do. Yes, it's their job. My thank you is more of a "thank you for being polite, doing a good job and not being a total bitch" Becasue I've dealt with bitch secretaries before and they can make...
by LauraLowEnd
Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:20 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Poll: Things People Should Stop Saying
Replies: 77
Views: 49035

If you want me to do something for you, don't say something like "You want to fill this up for me?", well I may not want to but if you say"would you fill this up for me?", I would even if I didn't want to do it. i totally agree. in fact, i hate "office slang" a lot, even though i know i'm guilty of...
by LauraLowEnd
Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:25 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Poll: Things People Should Stop Saying
Replies: 77
Views: 49035

OMG, just thought of another. if one has poison ivy, and applies his/herfingernails to the area of discomfort in a rapid motion in order to alleviate the unpleasantness, this action is called "scratching." it is NOT CALLED "ITCHING." i hate it when people are like "oh, you have a mosquito bite? don'...
by LauraLowEnd
Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Poll: Things People Should Stop Saying
Replies: 77
Views: 49035

"you times it by three and then minus it by 5." WHAT?!? no; you MULTIPLY it by three and then SUBTRACT 5. the receptionist at work has a ton of annoying speech things. my favorite of hers is "when he come in the door this morning..." IT HAPPENED IN THE PAST, MORON! he CAME in, not COME in. i've neve...
by LauraLowEnd
Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Why do men take so long to.....
Replies: 21
Views: 18959

:lol i KNOW!!! it IS like a huge event. my BF blames it on gastrointestinal weirdness. but it really does seem like every guy does this and i have no idea why. just let it out, wipe and flush. it doens't have to be a big production.
by LauraLowEnd
Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:36 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Hershey's Pot of Gold
Replies: 18
Views: 12766

:omfg
THAT'S HORRIBLE. i'd have nightmares too! :shock: