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by kayley
Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:12 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Oh fantastic...
Replies: 24
Views: 14416

my field has certain prototypical freakshows. Is this one of your industry's prototypical freakshows? Or is this guy extra-specially nutso?
by kayley
Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:04 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Oh fantastic...
Replies: 24
Views: 14416

creeparific. absocrap. willycausing.

icky.
by kayley
Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Oh fantastic...
Replies: 24
Views: 14416

they wither in the heat
they furl up if they don't get enough water
they protect themselves from the sun

They don't talk to strangers

(this sounds like either a fourth grader's poem, or a game of 25,000 pyramid)
by kayley
Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Oh fantastic...
Replies: 24
Views: 14416

did I ask this question before, if facebook is like myspace and if it will eclipse it?

Sorry you've got creepy dudes stalking you, you delicate flower...
by kayley
Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:42 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Planned Cheat Meal :-(
Replies: 28
Views: 17644

I have heard of turducken before, but only as the butt of a joke.

It doesn't sound tasty to me, either, but then, I don't eat fowl.

I usually pick around the main dish as well, and maybe if other people bring good side dishes, you won't mind the three bird whatsis sitting on the table.
by kayley
Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:18 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: How can Jude Law...
Replies: 39
Views: 22671

nope, but a friend of mine did. She's married now. To another dude. A big muscley one who could crack all of us in half with this thighs. At least that's what she told me, I've never seen a picture. I only kissed two guys that I went to high school with: Mark and Scott. got any massive crushes on Je...
by kayley
Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:04 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: How can Jude Law...
Replies: 39
Views: 22671

I hadn't the slightest idea he was famous. Should I now list the other 2800 kids that were there at the same time as me? Did anyone have a big crus on Emmanuel Lewis? He was there for a year, too. And no, not a performing arts school. A smartypants school and regular school all rolled into one. Here...
by kayley
Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:07 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: How can Jude Law...
Replies: 39
Views: 22671

yup, same kid. Midwood High School at Brooklyn College, in Flatbush, Brooklyn

not as cute as I remember.
by kayley
Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:03 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: How can Jude Law...
Replies: 39
Views: 22671

Wentworth Miller? You are shitting me. I went to high school with that kid.

I had no idea he was famous. I think he was a sophomore or a freshman when I graduated. He was droolworthy, and we were unaccustomed to waspy names, so I definitely knew who he was.
by kayley
Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:43 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Can there ever be too much cheese? Seriously.
Replies: 25
Views: 18060

no offense taken. I wouldn't attack someone's menu, especially when I wasn't even invited.

We have a locally made sheep cheese here that tastes like manchego. It is splendiferously delicious. I heart sheep cheese even more than goat cheese. But don't try goatgurt. It is decidedly goaty.
by kayley
Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:06 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Can there ever be too much cheese? Seriously.
Replies: 25
Views: 18060

I didn't think you should change the cheesiness on the basis of one South American dweller's comments. Fuck the cheeseless whore, indeed.
by kayley
Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:17 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Can there ever be too much cheese? Seriously.
Replies: 25
Views: 18060

monkey bread is white bread dough. You pinch off walnut-sized pieces, dip in butter, roll in cinnamon and sugar, and fill up a loaf or round pan with them. Then you bake it like regular bread. It is easy to pull off a piece (or several) when you are eating it. How it gets kicked up, I do not know. I...
by kayley
Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Beana--Sweet Potato Pie?
Replies: 24
Views: 17405

on the wet to dry, I was surprised to see that it only had a Tablespoon of condensed milk. Maybe you could put in more if it looks too dry.

Can we vault this recipe please? I am sure I will want it sometime and not be able to find it.

plus it has the new expression "pie-jacked" in it.
by kayley
Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Surprise at the Red Cross
Replies: 28
Views: 17257

not all of the sex havers want fertility, I'm pretty sure. Spoken by a nonsex haver. for the moment....
by kayley
Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: Surprise at the Red Cross
Replies: 28
Views: 17257

WTG on the iron! they took it from a friend's ear one time, because it wasn't good enough from her finger. Come to think of it, maybe it was me. I can't give blood since I was in Central America and on anti-malarials for a long time. Now having lived out of the country for a long time, they don't wa...
by kayley
Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:15 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 54867

a) a quick note to say that you guys have made this the most popular thing I have ever posted! So thanks! b) can we vault this, or would anyone mind if we compiled a list somewhere and vaulted that so I can remember who these people and pets are? You know it's not that I don't heart you, it's just t...
by kayley
Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 54867

nope, no swear with h in the middle. I use _this_ to show emphasis, because in the old days, before there were buttons everywhere to underline or italicize things, I used to use it to really add some zing to something. For example: Personally_I_ would never marry someone with the initials DH. instea...
by kayley
Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 54867

not very high altitude, only 500 meters, like 1600 feet.

For these cookies, I used baking powder and baking soda, and put in extra flour. I don't know what else to do! But I will perservere!
by kayley
Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:47 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 54867

nope, just tollhouse. But they came out flat. Again! Cookies will not hold their form here, no matter what we do. I might try throwing in cornstarch the next time. Still tasty though.

Shall I fedex it to you? btw, no chocolate chips in chile, so I used big cut up hershey bars. hope that's ok.
by kayley
Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: The Vault
Topic: for people with SOs, what the _h_ are their names?
Replies: 95
Views: 54867

most impressive. you get a cookie!

How did we leave out Joshua until now. weird! There are too many Alexes and Jeffs. That is for sure.