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making a penis decision is difficult to do! There's a part of me that wants to ask for advice, and a part of me that knows that I should just make the decision myself, and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.

What to do, what to do?

your joke mojo is alive. worry not, young jedi.

no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away. There is someone who would like me to meet his penis. I don't know if I will or won't. It's still up in the air. I don't think...

or it sounds like the nickname for francisco or the way you say hotdog in Argentina... Pancho.

parka, hotdog

sounds like an f-d up round of word association!

I think she just has a diffferent concept of towel from the rest of us!

just be glad she doesn't use them to wipe her bum!

seriously, I would talk to her about the makeup on the towel. She must not know that it bothers you.

you must be so, so, so relieved! I mean, partially maybe in a way sad to have this stage of your life over, but no more adult child in the house, with grapefruit accusations and superexcessive telephone calling and who knows what else. I think it will be really good for you and Bo to just do the nuc...

o sea is "I mean" in Spanish. O sea, it stands for the same thing, it doesn't really mean the same thing. And it is used at the beginning and middle of every sentence. It makes me want to kill myself. And while I am on Spanish, here people say porfiiis sometimes to be cute, instead of por ...

Beana wrote: I love you!

mutual, babe. check out my match.com profile (wink).

I could go on and of the bastardization of English I hear on a daily basis. I feel a mosaic minds article coming on.

holy boring blogs batman. I think I'll go lay down now sweeties. y'know my monkeys?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

If you nibble the white of a hard boiled egg in tiny pieces, you come across what I like to think of as the chicken umbilicus. It is even more rubbery and resistent than the rest of the white. I hated eggs for years. But they taste different in Chile. Much better. I still only like the yolk, really....

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yeah, give it back!