Talk Healthy

You guys!!! Ahem... SHELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this book a couple years ago. I love this writer - Ruth sent me one of his books to borrow and got me hooked. All of his stuff is soooo twisted.

On vacation I read:

A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel (recommended by Miss Ruth)

and

Fugitives and Refugees by Chuck P.... (the guy that wrote Fight Club)

When I was just out of high school my friends boyfriends best friends older sister ( :lol ) suddenly had a baby. She didn't know she was pregnant. She was married with a two year old at the time, so it wasn't like she was in denial. She had her period the whole time. She'd gained weight, but it was ...

I still can't believe you stooped so low as to steal her grapefruit... terrible.

Does Jullian seem to notice she's gone?

It totally creeeps him out! I don't want to see it either. Now whenever she's headed off to the bathroom I say "Katrina! Don't forget to shut the door!" My mom and Grandma are the same way. They'll do their business in front of anyone.

Luke usually is in there for 5-10 minutes tops. It doesn't take him an unusually long time. However, he totally refuses to poop anywhere except our bathroom. We could be across the bay at IKEA or something and he'll hold it for 2 hours. All the while getting increasingly more impatient and tense. B...

I have one!!! "Lucky You" by Carl Hiaasen . It's about a women who wins the lottery, but there were two winning tickets and the thugs that won the other half are after her to get her ticket so they can cash it in for the whole thing. Has anyone read any Hiaasen? If not, please do!!!! His b...