"I'm going to Ukraine. Back."

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"I'm going to Ukraine. Back."

Post by Aly » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:53 pm

That was the first thing Bo's mom said to me this morning, as she was packing. My response to it was "Ok. :thumbup" :lol Her and Bo had yet another disagreement yesterday and she has been packing and seems serious this time about leaving, even calling Bo's host mom and involving her. :roll: I told Bo just to give me the date she's leaving by the end of the day (they are supposed to change her ticket at the airport today) so I can call daycare and make sure he can get in next week. I'm pretty used to all this now, so I am not upset or anything. I think it'll be good for her to get out of here and out of Bo's hair. This morning while she was packing she also asked me if I took something of hers and it sounded like "grapefruit" but I know she didn't mean that. She said "You take grapefruit from under bed?" She stores a bunch of her stuff under her bed and I guess thinks something is missing. I have no idea what she is talking about because I haven't bothered her stuff at all. Bo said when they had houseguests she used to go through their stuff :shock: so I guess she assumes I would do the same. :shrug I'm pretty sure she means business though because in all their fighting she has never addressed me directly until today, with her "Back" statement.

Anyway, my coworker friend (from India) and I have been making fun of her statement all day long, because it was just so solemn. She just IM'd me when I said something to jokingly make her mad and she goes, "Alyson, I'm going back. To India. :evil: " :rofl

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Post by Malanee » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:56 pm

Good riddance!
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Post by Aly » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:58 pm

You can say that again.

But I'm sure she's going to turn it around on us, that we didn't want her here, that we didn't feed her right or take her everywhere she wanted to go, that we were out to get her and just wanted to send her back. I'm sure in the end it's all going to turn out to be our fault. Oh well. :roll:

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Post by Sílvia » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:12 pm

You know what the beauty in all of this is? That she lives in UKRAINE, all the way across the ocean!

Now be a nice girl and give the lady back her grapefruit.

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Post by Aly » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:14 pm

:roflmao

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Post by Marie » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:23 pm

Sílvia wrote:Now be a nice girl and give the lady back her grapefruit.
:roflmao

Yeah Aly, wtf? You can't spare one grapefruit??? :lmao

Seriously though, I think this is a good thing. Even if she re-writes history you and Bo know what happened.
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Post by Malanee » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:29 pm

Sílvia wrote:You know what the beauty in all of this is? That she lives in UKRAINE, all the way across the ocean!

Now be a nice girl and give the lady back her grapefruit.
:roflmao
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Post by kayley » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:45 pm

:roflmao

yeah, give it back!

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Post by Crystal Meth » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:47 pm

Aly, don't be a grapefruit hog! :nono
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Post by Blush » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:31 pm

Yeah. Give grapefruit. Back.

I'll be so glad when this woman is out of your hair.

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Post by Aly » Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:30 pm

OMG...she did say GRAPEFRUIT! I was just in Julian's room and there was a peeled grapefruit on his dresser, covered in plastic wrap on a plate. :spit I can't believe it! I guess she found it! BWAHAHAHA!!!

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Post by Beverly » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:07 pm

How seriously bizarre! :lol

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Post by Sílvia » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:08 pm

And she'd put it under the bed because...?

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Post by Anna » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:56 pm

I'm glad she's going, Why would you put a grapefruit under your bed?

I hope you can get the baby in daycare :)

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Post by Marie » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:28 pm

She actually said grapefruit????? Um...wtf? I think that when she leaves, at the airport, you should hand her a gift bag - really pretty and be all, "I just wanted to give you this to show there are no hard feelings, yadda yadda yadda - and have a grapefruit inside!!!

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Post by Beana » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:59 pm

I really hope she's gone for real this time. That woman is crazy!

I think "give the lady back her grapefruit should be our new tag line"

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Post by mott » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:01 pm

This whole grapefruit incident is cracking me up. I am very glad for you that she is leaving.

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Post by Rowan » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:59 am

Glad she's finally leaving! What a psycho -- I'm sorry you had to endure her for so long. Plus it will be nice for you and Bo and Julian to be together as a little family unit.

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