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Tell me about nice penis.

Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:06 am

:smug Rowan?

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Post by Marie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:51 am

Can this be our new tagline??? Please???
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Post by Crystal Meth » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:55 pm

Aly is asking about Rowan's DH's penis??? :omfg
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Post by kayley » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:07 pm

no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.

There is someone who would like me to meet his penis. I don't know if I will or won't. It's still up in the air. I don't think he wants a relationship, at least with me. I do want a relationship, but maybe not with him. But it could be fun. I will report back on the state of his penis (erect, I believe) if the situation warrants it.

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Post by Crystal Meth » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:10 pm

kayley wrote:no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.
No... I know, I get it... it's just Aly said... and I... forget it. I've lost my joke mojo.

I hope you make a penis decision.
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Post by kayley » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:22 pm

making a penis decision is difficult to do! There's a part of me that wants to ask for advice, and a part of me that knows that I should just make the decision myself, and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.

What to do, what to do?

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Post by Crystal Meth » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:24 pm

Well, is part of you able to act like a guy in this instance and just enjoy the moment for what it is? :dunno
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Post by kayley » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:39 pm

probably. But I have a tendency to get all wrapped up in this stuff, and then not be able to pursue "other things," like meeting someone to fall in love with and create a life with. Which actually has been on my mind lately, believe it or not. Clock ticking, or something!

But you're right. I should just do the guy thing, love him and leave him. Or love him and love him and love him until we both can't breathe, and then leave him!

Whew, cold shower.

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Post by Marie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:46 pm

kayley wrote:making a penis decision is difficult to do!
:spit
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Post by JenB » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:48 pm

kayley wrote:and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways. :clap

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Post by Sunrunner » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:01 pm

As much as I'd like to hear about the penis decision, I'll probably have to wait until after work to post. If one of the deputies or one of the sergeants sees the tagline I'll get in trouble. :nervous So I'll catch up before and after work!

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Post by Sílvia » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:18 pm

No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap

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Post by Blush » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:21 pm

Sílvia wrote:
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap
Me three!

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Post by Jax » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:57 pm

:ditto

I, too, am interested in hearing about penises and whoreish ways.
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Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:01 pm

Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

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Post by Marie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm

Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
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Post by razzy » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm

:boink

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Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:13 pm

Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow

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Post by Lindsay » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:18 pm

Damn I miss me some penis....

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Post by Marie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:35 pm

Aly wrote:
Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow
My feet aren't swollen biaaaatch! :huffy
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