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Tell me about nice penis.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:06 am
by aly
:smug Rowan?

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:51 am
by Marie
Can this be our new tagline??? Please???

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:55 pm
by Crystal Meth
Aly is asking about Rowan's DH's penis??? :omfg

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:07 pm
by kayley
no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.

There is someone who would like me to meet his penis. I don't know if I will or won't. It's still up in the air. I don't think he wants a relationship, at least with me. I do want a relationship, but maybe not with him. But it could be fun. I will report back on the state of his penis (erect, I believe) if the situation warrants it.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:10 pm
by Crystal Meth
kayley wrote:no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.
No... I know, I get it... it's just Aly said... and I... forget it. I've lost my joke mojo.

I hope you make a penis decision.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:22 pm
by kayley
making a penis decision is difficult to do! There's a part of me that wants to ask for advice, and a part of me that knows that I should just make the decision myself, and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.

What to do, what to do?

your joke mojo is alive. worry not, young jedi.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:24 pm
by Crystal Meth
Well, is part of you able to act like a guy in this instance and just enjoy the moment for what it is? :dunno

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:39 pm
by kayley
probably. But I have a tendency to get all wrapped up in this stuff, and then not be able to pursue "other things," like meeting someone to fall in love with and create a life with. Which actually has been on my mind lately, believe it or not. Clock ticking, or something!

But you're right. I should just do the guy thing, love him and leave him. Or love him and love him and love him until we both can't breathe, and then leave him!

Whew, cold shower.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:46 pm
by Marie
kayley wrote:making a penis decision is difficult to do!
:spit

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:48 pm
by JenB
kayley wrote:and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways. :clap

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:01 pm
by Sunrunner
As much as I'd like to hear about the penis decision, I'll probably have to wait until after work to post. If one of the deputies or one of the sergeants sees the tagline I'll get in trouble. :nervous So I'll catch up before and after work!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:18 pm
by Sílvia
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:21 pm
by Blush
Sílvia wrote:
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap
Me three!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:57 pm
by Jax
:ditto

I, too, am interested in hearing about penises and whoreish ways.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:01 pm
by aly
Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm
by Marie
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm
by razzy
:boink

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:13 pm
by aly
Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:18 pm
by Lindsay
Damn I miss me some penis....

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:35 pm
by Marie
Aly wrote:
Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow
My feet aren't swollen biaaaatch! :huffy