Man screw Meanie!

Where teh funnay is kept!
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Man screw Meanie!

Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:28 pm

This fucking cat!!!

She escaped when I got home :complain and now she's been roaming around outside. She does this on occasion and it's impossible to catch her. Well I went outside a few mins ago to try to get her and I hear "ROWR ROWR HISS!" and I'm sure she's getting beat up by some bad ass neighborhood cat. Well she appears but then proceeds to allude me as I freaking chase her, shaking a bag of Meow Mix saying "Meanie" in the nicest voice I can muster. Fucking ho cat. I hate her! :grumble But I can't sleep knowing she's out there alone. :pow

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Post by Annie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:35 pm

We should keep a tally of how many times we get to use Pow tonight. Pretty soon he's going to be so happy he won't want to shoot himself. THEN we'll REALLY be screwed. :pow

All I can think of to offer to your problem is the theme song to Meow Mix. "Meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmoewmeowmeow" to some classical piece.

Meanie come home!!!!

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Post by Jax » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:44 pm

Oh, man. I wouldn't be able to sleep either. :(

Meanie, come back, dammit!
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Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:46 pm

Bo brought her in with him 10 mins ago. She came right to him. She has a couple marks on her paws, nothing big. Bo says that she kicked the other cat's ass. I disagreed, saying she doesn't know how to fight other cats, she has no experience. He says she "has zeh fury" and since the other cats don't want to fight and she's always looking for one, she's a bad ass. :loony

Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing. :loony


Oh, and :pow

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Post by Crystal Meth » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:48 pm

Bo... eats... cat food? :loony
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Post by Aly » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 pm

Cat snacks. Although he would try cat food, he just prefers the snacks. In particular something he found called Shrimp Nip.

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Post by Annie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 pm

Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing.


:lol

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Post by Annie » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:51 pm

Shrimp nip? That's too good to be true.

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Post by razzy » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:53 pm

Oh. My. gawd....I cannot catch my breath! Bo eats cat snacks!!!

Mainly that's funny because I speak from experience that dry cat food is yummy. At least it was when I was, like, 4. My mom had to hide the bag of cat food from my sister and me because.....well, nevermind.

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Post by Malanee » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:36 am

:roflmao

Cat food does taste good. That's what I've heard anyway. :whistle
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Post by Sílvia » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:49 am

she "has zeh fury"
:lol

Cat snacks, uh? Gotta try that. The closest I've ever gotten was dog food, and it sucked.

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Post by Sunrunner » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:56 pm

she "has zeh fury"
I like this as a tagline.

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Post by Marie » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:56 am

He eats cat snacks??? With the cat?

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