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Man screw Meanie!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:28 pm
by aly
This fucking cat!!!

She escaped when I got home :complain and now she's been roaming around outside. She does this on occasion and it's impossible to catch her. Well I went outside a few mins ago to try to get her and I hear "ROWR ROWR HISS!" and I'm sure she's getting beat up by some bad ass neighborhood cat. Well she appears but then proceeds to allude me as I freaking chase her, shaking a bag of Meow Mix saying "Meanie" in the nicest voice I can muster. Fucking ho cat. I hate her! :grumble But I can't sleep knowing she's out there alone. :pow

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:35 pm
by Annie
We should keep a tally of how many times we get to use Pow tonight. Pretty soon he's going to be so happy he won't want to shoot himself. THEN we'll REALLY be screwed. :pow

All I can think of to offer to your problem is the theme song to Meow Mix. "Meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmoewmeowmeow" to some classical piece.

Meanie come home!!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:44 pm
by Jax
Oh, man. I wouldn't be able to sleep either. :(

Meanie, come back, dammit!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:46 pm
by aly
Bo brought her in with him 10 mins ago. She came right to him. She has a couple marks on her paws, nothing big. Bo says that she kicked the other cat's ass. I disagreed, saying she doesn't know how to fight other cats, she has no experience. He says she "has zeh fury" and since the other cats don't want to fight and she's always looking for one, she's a bad ass. :loony

Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing. :loony


Oh, and :pow

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:48 pm
by Crystal Meth
Bo... eats... cat food? :loony

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 pm
by aly
Cat snacks. Although he would try cat food, he just prefers the snacks. In particular something he found called Shrimp Nip.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 pm
by Annie
Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing.


:lol

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:51 pm
by Annie
Shrimp nip? That's too good to be true.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:53 pm
by razzy
Oh. My. gawd....I cannot catch my breath! Bo eats cat snacks!!!

Mainly that's funny because I speak from experience that dry cat food is yummy. At least it was when I was, like, 4. My mom had to hide the bag of cat food from my sister and me because.....well, nevermind.

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:36 am
by Malanee
:roflmao

Cat food does taste good. That's what I've heard anyway. :whistle

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:49 am
by Sílvia
she "has zeh fury"
:lol

Cat snacks, uh? Gotta try that. The closest I've ever gotten was dog food, and it sucked.

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:56 pm
by Sunrunner
she "has zeh fury"
I like this as a tagline.

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:56 am
by Marie
He eats cat snacks??? With the cat?

:roflmao