Give me some euphemisms...
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Give me some euphemisms...
... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
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Hmm... more spanking the money than pleasuring yourself. It's a guy who's a goofball saying it, I don't think he'd say "pleasuring yourself."
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I googled since my brain stopped working. You should be able to find something in one of these pages!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in ... sturbation
http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm
Common slang terms for masturbation: jacking off, jerking off, wanking, whacking off, beating off, spanking the monkey.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in ... sturbation
http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm
Common slang terms for masturbation: jacking off, jerking off, wanking, whacking off, beating off, spanking the monkey.
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Re: Give me some euphemisms...
I'm a fan of "jacking." It sounds more genuine to me.Crystal Meth wrote:... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
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Hey, it's art to me.
Art is self-expression; so is masturbation. Somebody stitch that on a pillow!
Anyway, I'd rather save "wank" as a verb and call people wankers instead. Insulting AND British!
Art is self-expression; so is masturbation. Somebody stitch that on a pillow!
Anyway, I'd rather save "wank" as a verb and call people wankers instead. Insulting AND British!
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
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