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Give me some euphemisms...

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... for masturbating. :lol

I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.

Ahem...
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spanking the monkey?
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pleasuring oneself?

waxing the pole?
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Hmm... more spanking the money than pleasuring yourself. It's a guy who's a goofball saying it, I don't think he'd say "pleasuring yourself." :think

The lines I get stuck on never fail to surprise me... :lol
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I googled since my brain stopped working. You should be able to find something in one of these pages!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in ... sturbation

http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm

Common slang terms for masturbation: jacking off, jerking off, wanking, whacking off, beating off, spanking the monkey.
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I think I'll use spanking the monkey. Don't worry, you'll get full credit. :lol
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LOL, I'll be famous!
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"double clicking your mouse" (from American Pie!) I cannot take credit!
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OMG, that's like a line from "Avenue Q"...

"Grab your dick and double-click, for porn PORN PORN."

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Frankie McCourt kept saying "interfering with myself". Cracked me up every time!
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Re: Give me some euphemisms...

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Crystal Meth wrote:... for masturbating. :lol

I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.

Ahem...
I'm a fan of "jacking." It sounds more genuine to me.

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Post by kayley »

Blush, R is hilarious. yogurt thrower? Oh my.

I like the terms wanking and jacking off the best, but I guess Crystal already found her "term of art."
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Hey, it's art to me. :huffy

Art is self-expression; so is masturbation. Somebody stitch that on a pillow! :lol

Anyway, I'd rather save "wank" as a verb and call people wankers instead. Insulting AND British!
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BEST THREAD EVER.

how about boppin' the baloney?
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Post by Marie »

Blush wrote:I stand corrected. Apparently it's "winding up the one holed yogurt thrower."
I will never, and I mean never, look at yogurt the same.

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I'll second the best thread ever nomination!
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I call it a protein shake.
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:spit

OH no....he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

From Puerto Rico! :gay
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