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:smug Rowan?
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Can this be our new tagline??? Please???
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Aly is asking about Rowan's DH's penis??? :omfg
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no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.

There is someone who would like me to meet his penis. I don't know if I will or won't. It's still up in the air. I don't think he wants a relationship, at least with me. I do want a relationship, but maybe not with him. But it could be fun. I will report back on the state of his penis (erect, I believe) if the situation warrants it.
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kayley wrote:no, in the pen discussion, Rowan thought she was supposed to talk about nice penises, so she was going to pull up a chair. Then it turned out it was pens, and she went away.
No... I know, I get it... it's just Aly said... and I... forget it. I've lost my joke mojo.

I hope you make a penis decision.
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making a penis decision is difficult to do! There's a part of me that wants to ask for advice, and a part of me that knows that I should just make the decision myself, and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.

What to do, what to do?

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Well, is part of you able to act like a guy in this instance and just enjoy the moment for what it is? :dunno
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probably. But I have a tendency to get all wrapped up in this stuff, and then not be able to pursue "other things," like meeting someone to fall in love with and create a life with. Which actually has been on my mind lately, believe it or not. Clock ticking, or something!

But you're right. I should just do the guy thing, love him and leave him. Or love him and love him and love him until we both can't breathe, and then leave him!

Whew, cold shower.
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kayley wrote:making a penis decision is difficult to do!
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kayley wrote:and not involve everyone in my (possibly) whoreish ways.
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways. :clap
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Post by Sunrunner »

As much as I'd like to hear about the penis decision, I'll probably have to wait until after work to post. If one of the deputies or one of the sergeants sees the tagline I'll get in trouble. :nervous So I'll catch up before and after work!
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No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap
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Sílvia wrote:
No worries I'm always interested in hearing abut other peoples whoreish ways.
Me too! :clap
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:ditto

I, too, am interested in hearing about penises and whoreish ways.
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Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

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Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

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Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
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Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow
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Damn I miss me some penis....
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Aly wrote:
Marie wrote:
Aly wrote:Penises! Whorish ways! I'm there! :booty

:woo
Oh yeah babeeee! I'm an old, married pregnant lady. I need to get some excitement from you guys! :jax
Whatever. You know your hubby kisses your swollen feet. :bow
My feet aren't swollen biaaaatch! :huffy
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