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She escaped when I got home and now she's been roaming around outside. She does this on occasion and it's impossible to catch her. Well I went outside a few mins ago to try to get her and I hear "ROWR ROWR HISS!" and I'm sure she's getting beat up by some bad ass neighborhood cat. Well she appears but then proceeds to allude me as I freaking chase her, shaking a bag of Meow Mix saying "Meanie" in the nicest voice I can muster. Fucking ho cat. I hate her! But I can't sleep knowing she's out there alone.
We should keep a tally of how many times we get to use Pow tonight. Pretty soon he's going to be so happy he won't want to shoot himself. THEN we'll REALLY be screwed.
All I can think of to offer to your problem is the theme song to Meow Mix. "Meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmoewmeowmeow" to some classical piece.
Bo brought her in with him 10 mins ago. She came right to him. She has a couple marks on her paws, nothing big. Bo says that she kicked the other cat's ass. I disagreed, saying she doesn't know how to fight other cats, she has no experience. He says she "has zeh fury" and since the other cats don't want to fight and she's always looking for one, she's a bad ass.
Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing.
Now he just went to get her cat snacks and they're eating them together. He bought some she doesn't like though and is complaining that she always likes the same snacks as him and he doesn't like sharing.
Oh. My. gawd....I cannot catch my breath! Bo eats cat snacks!!!
Mainly that's funny because I speak from experience that dry cat food is yummy. At least it was when I was, like, 4. My mom had to hide the bag of cat food from my sister and me because.....well, nevermind.