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Give me some euphemisms...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:55 pm
by Crystal Meth
... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:55 pm
by Spudd
spanking the monkey?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:57 pm
by Spudd
pleasuring oneself?
waxing the pole?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:02 pm
by Crystal Meth
Hmm... more spanking the money than pleasuring yourself. It's a guy who's a goofball saying it, I don't think he'd say "pleasuring yourself."
The lines I get stuck on never fail to surprise me...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:06 pm
by Spudd
I googled since my brain stopped working. You should be able to find something in one of these pages!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in ... sturbation
http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm
Common slang terms for masturbation: jacking off, jerking off, wanking, whacking off, beating off, spanking the monkey.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:07 pm
by Crystal Meth
I think I'll use spanking the monkey. Don't worry, you'll get full credit.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:08 pm
by Spudd
LOL, I'll be famous!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:12 pm
by Beana
"double clicking your mouse" (from American Pie!) I cannot take credit!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:13 pm
by Crystal Meth
OMG, that's like a line from "Avenue Q"...
"Grab your dick and double-click, for porn PORN
PORN."
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:20 pm
by Sílvia
Frankie McCourt kept saying "interfering with myself". Cracked me up every time!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:05 pm
by Malanee
From Borat: Hand Party
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:24 pm
by Blush
R once called it "cranking up the yogurt machine."
Sorry.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:19 pm
by aly
Choke the chicken
Re: Give me some euphemisms...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:17 pm
by Jax
Crystal Meth wrote:... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
I'm a fan of "jacking." It sounds more genuine to me.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:28 pm
by Blush
I stand corrected. Apparently it's "winding up the one holed yogurt thrower."
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:36 pm
by kayley
Blush, R is hilarious. yogurt thrower? Oh my.
I like the terms wanking and jacking off the best, but I guess Crystal already found her "term of art."
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:22 pm
by Crystal Meth
Hey, it's art to me.
Art is self-expression; so is masturbation. Somebody stitch that on a pillow!
Anyway, I'd rather save "wank" as a verb and call people wankers instead. Insulting AND British!
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:30 am
by LauraLowEnd
BEST THREAD EVER.
how about boppin' the baloney?
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:52 am
by Marie
Blush wrote:I stand corrected. Apparently it's "winding up the one holed yogurt thrower."
I will never, and I mean never, look at yogurt the same.
I'll second the best thread ever nomination!
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:38 pm
by velocirrober
I call it a protein shake.