Talk Healthy

While eating the remnants of a rotisserie chicken:
"Do you sink I'm eating chicken's butthole?"

When I accidentally bought girl diapers for Julian:
"Oh no, zese are made for a different physique!"

On the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:
(his host mom went to see a performance)

"So is it just one guy singing wiz all his wives?"

While watching a romantic movie, the couple in the movie is enjoying a boat ride:

Me: "Oh, how cute, they're in love..." *cuddles with Bo on the couch*
Bo: "Now zey can do anal."

At the gym, while on the cardio equipment a rude lady changes the TV we're watching without asking:

"Zat stinky ho changed zeh channel!"