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Crystal Meth
Cheeseless Whore
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by Crystal Meth » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:55 pm
... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
Spudd
TH Master
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by Spudd » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:55 pm
spanking the monkey?
Spudd
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by Spudd » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:57 pm
pleasuring oneself?
waxing the pole?
Crystal Meth
Cheeseless Whore
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by Crystal Meth » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:02 pm
Hmm... more spanking the money than pleasuring yourself. It's a guy who's a goofball saying it, I don't think he'd say "pleasuring yourself."
The lines I get stuck on never fail to surprise me...
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
Crystal Meth
Cheeseless Whore
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by Crystal Meth » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:07 pm
I think I'll use spanking the monkey. Don't worry, you'll get full credit.
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
Spudd
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by Spudd » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:08 pm
LOL, I'll be famous!
Beana
Turducken
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by Beana » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:12 pm
"double clicking your mouse" (from American Pie!) I cannot take credit!
Crystal Meth
Cheeseless Whore
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by Crystal Meth » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:13 pm
OMG, that's like a line from "Avenue Q"...
"Grab your dick and double-click, for porn PORN
PORN. "
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
Sílvia
Trophy Wife
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Location: São Paulo, Brazil
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by Sílvia » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:20 pm
Frankie McCourt kept saying "interfering with myself". Cracked me up every time!
Malanee
Challenging Vagina
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by Malanee » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:05 pm
From Borat: Hand Party
Happiness is an inside job.
Blush
TH Master
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Location: Lake Huron Shoreline, Ontario, Canada
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by Blush » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:24 pm
R once called it "cranking up the yogurt machine."
Sorry.
aly
Inventor of the Post-It! ...note.
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by aly » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:19 pm
Choke the chicken
Jax
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by Jax » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:17 pm
Crystal Meth wrote: ... for masturbating.
I'd like something less clinical than "masturbating", but less crude than "jerking off." So far, the only one I can think of is "walking the dog" which is too lame to even consider.
Ahem...
I'm a fan of "jacking." It sounds more genuine to me.
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Nietzsche
Blush
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by Blush » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:28 pm
I stand corrected. Apparently it's "winding up the one holed yogurt thrower ."
kayley
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by kayley » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:36 pm
Blush, R is hilarious. yogurt thrower? Oh my.
I like the terms wanking and jacking off the best, but I guess Crystal already found her "term of art."
Crystal Meth
Cheeseless Whore
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by Crystal Meth » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:22 pm
Hey, it's art to me.
Art is self-expression; so is masturbation. Somebody stitch that on a pillow!
Anyway, I'd rather save "wank" as a verb and call people wankers instead. Insulting AND British!
You got into this business because you're funny and weird, and you're socially retarded. And because it pays well. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.
LauraLowEnd
3 Foot Scab
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by LauraLowEnd » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:30 am
BEST THREAD EVER.
how about boppin' the baloney?
Marie
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by Marie » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:52 am
Blush wrote: I stand corrected. Apparently it's "winding up the one holed yogurt thrower ."
I will never, and I mean never, look at yogurt the same.
I'll second the best thread ever nomination!